Number Three : LAN PARTY!!!

Where are the girls?

A techie is part of a collective and no ONE techie stands alone. Why spend that one day alone and lamenting when you can get together and FRAG that guy from the software company down the street? Grab your modded out gaming box, 20 inch Widescreen LCD Screen, your LAN cables, your nanosecond reflexes and pump everyone full of lead on a free-for-all round of F.E.A.R. or any other hyper violent FPS Shooter. It’s a sure fire cure for the Valentine’s Day blahs. Nothing feels better than pulling a beautiful headshot with a shotgun "yeah let’s see some piddly handholding session compete with that baby!!"

Number Two : Pretend You’re Someone’s Secret Net Lover

Why should couples have all the fun on Valentine’s Day? For a little bit of Valentine’s Day entertainment go to a place where couples are sure to convene, like a coffee shop and scope out the sweetest couple you can find. Just when things are getting to look too Hallmark, waltz on over with a hurt look on your face and accuse one or the other (for added fun choose the one who’s the same gender as you) of cheating on you.

In between Oscar award winning sobs and tears let the story about how you met the person online, about how they swore that you were the only one, and how wanted to surprise them by coming to town, fall out of you. After your tearful story, sit back and watch as you target struggles to figure out who you are, make sense of what you just said and assure their date that you’re a crack pot. (WARNING: Wear a good pair of runners because you may have to boot it out of there FAST).

Number ONE : Annoy Couples Making Out

If you’re a particularly bitter techie you can have some REAL fun for practically nothing and you can even make a little money off it too. Just be sure to have either a good pair of running shoes or an exceptional getaway driver. What you need is a laptop with a decent size hard drive, a web cam and maybe a cell phone modem. WiFi if it’s nearby.

Now every city, town, or suburb has a make out place. Find one of them and await the arrival of cars carrying horny couples. Look for the car with its windows open or with its sunroof jammed open a crack. Making out in a car can get quite warm so the window or sunroof will pop open at one point or another.

Now without letting your target know your there, set up your gear into a comfortable position and stick the web cam to either the window or sunroof and turn on the LIVE FEED. For bonus points see if you can get multiple angles. Stealth is KEY. If you’re detected you are TOAST. You ever see what happens to those guys on nature documentaries get too close to the horny West African Bull Elephant? Now all you have to do is SPAM your friends with the IP address and watch this feed go viral!

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