Okay, so it's not really the dating, game, but it IS about dating, relationships, and other stuff related to it. I'm sure you can figure out what that could be.

Let's start of with something fun like the worst pickup lines you have ever heard!

How about this one:

"You know what, that dress would look great crumpled up on the floor of my bedroom..."

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"You have beautiful eyes."

Man, that is overused!!

..but what if they do? It's nice when a girl wears glasses and it complements her face that much more :) One of the girls I saw on the train this morning looked great with her glasses on while she read her book. I ended up picking up my Microserfs book and started reading it again for the 8th time! :P

If they do have beautiful eyes, tell them later...BWAHAHAHA
Use something a little more original the first time 'round :)

How about, nice book, what's it about?

How about:

"Nice Book. Wanna ****?"

I think that is definitely one of the worst. Stay far away if she says YES!!

no, just go get tested.. :P

Ew!
I knew a guy who got tested, and the doctor stuffed a brush up his peehole...said it was very painful...:eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can feel his pain!

It's all good 'til someone loses a nut. :p

..then you have one nut... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how about this one:

your dad must be a thief,,,, cuz he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

Chefboy, you've used that before! :P

How about...

Walk up to a cute girl and say...

"I'm not very good looking, but I'm really nice..."

Then walk away and see what happens. Apparently this works VERY WELL for some people. So well, that they don't come home that night :D

Splitfyre,, I only use cheesey pickup lines on the girl that I am with,, I have found that pick -up lines don't work on girls

true true. :)

from a guy who tried hitting on me at the bar two weeks ago....

"Hey, aren't you related to my cousin? I swear I've seen you at one of our family functions..."

Hmmm.. My response was to look at him and laugh. Once I finished I explained to him that while I may look like someone he knows, or someone who has been to one of his family functions, I was positive that I hadn't. I mean, really. If you're gonna hit on a girl, the last thing you want to do is open the possibility of being related to her.

My friend Glo laughed so hard her drink almost came out of her nose.

The poor guy just looked mortified and walked away. The worst part of it was, the poor guy was stone cold sober!

Not really into inbreeding huh?

Dude must have been from the far side of Maple Ridge :D

haha

Originally posted by Splitfyre
..but what if they do? It's nice when a girl wears glasses and it complements her face that much more :) One of the girls I saw on the train this morning looked great with her glasses on while she read her book. I ended up picking up my Microserfs book and started reading it again for the 8th time! :P

Seeing an attractive girl makes you want to read?? :eek: :D

Originally posted by Splitfyre
..then you have one nut... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Isn't one nut enough?? :eek:

FireWire,

No, I'm not into inbreeding, and while I feel I should stick up for maple ridge since I went to high school out there, I'm not going to cause that is definetely a possibility.

People should think before they speak, especially at the bar.

Oh Yeah!

Who's your bookmark! Who's your bookmark!! :D :D


Originally posted by amandabobanda


Seeing an attractive girl makes you want to read?? :eek: :D

They're pals! One can't live without the other! :eek:


Originally posted by amandabobanda


Isn't one nut enough?? :eek:

Originally posted by amandabobanda


Seeing an attractive girl makes you want to read?? :eek: :D

If she's into reading then that's a bonus..and especially if she's reading a novel, and not just the latest Cosmo? :D LOL j/k.

What's wrong with reading the latest Cosmo??? I read TONS of novels, but find that when riding the bus or train or plane, it is sometimes easier to just grab a magazine!

I think guys are more into Cosmo than gals, truthfully.
They just won't admit it!:eek:

I agree with you amandabobanda. I don't think that I even ever read Cosmo. But guys sure seem to know a lot about it.....

The perty pictures keep me entertained :D

Yeah, I'm sure they do, you sicko!!

Just kidding :D

A friend of mine was pissed drunk one night. He was leaving a club and saw a girl that he wanted to pick up in the parking lot.

So he goes up to her and instead of trying to talk to her he just drops his pants. She looked at him and said "That is the ugliest cock I have ever seen" and walked away. Ouch!

It's funnier if you know the guy, I killed myself laughing when I heard the story.

Originally posted by amandabobanda
I think guys are more into Cosmo than gals, truthfully.
They just won't admit it!:eek:

I think us guys would be more interested in Maxim or Stuff magazine.. :P

Originally posted by Splitfyre


I think us guys would be more interested in Maxim or Stuff magazine.. :P

True but I think Cosmo is right up there!! :p Maxim is a good read.

I can write in that format.

Originally posted by htower
A friend of mine was pissed drunk one night. He was leaving a club and saw a girl that he wanted to pick up in the parking lot.

So he goes up to her and instead of trying to talk to her he just drops his pants. She looked at him and said "That is the ugliest cock I have ever seen" and walked away. Ouch!

It's funnier if you know the guy, I killed myself laughing when I heard the story.

BWAHAHAHA Is it funnier if you know the guy, because you know the girl was right? :eek:

It's funnier if you know him because he's a moron and it's not the first time he's done stupid stuff like that :D.

I'll take her word for it ;)

I only read the articles in Cosmo,,, I don't look at the pictures :D ;)

Ya right Chefboy! Even I know you better than that!!!! :eek:

me don't like pictures in Cosmo,, but hey if you were to be talking about the pics in the lowrider mags and well pretty well any car mag,, then yeah the pics are awesome :p ;)

its Maxim or Stuff for me..

yeah those are good as well!

I once really needed help picking out a great outfit for a date. While I was looking at some clothing at Holt Renfrew I spotted this hot supa blond :D and froze. She notices me staring but I could not break loose. She came over and said I think that is a great colour for you referring to the shirt in my hand..... Soon, I had her playing dress - up with me. Ya, I ditched my date and took her out instead in my new GQ outfit; (many times) Now I can’t stop flirting with women at clothing stores. Its so much fun!

heh talk about an off-topic thread :P

Yup I'm digging in the past...


"....did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....."


I used that one someone I knew. She actually found it to be cute :P

Maxim all the way!

hmmm.... can't think of any pickup lines.

Yea I'd say Maxim is best.

With FHM and then Stuff :)